http://www.rachelquimby.com/blog daily 0.75 2023-01-21 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1349298861222-RBKCOHA7ORIS8K5G6DA0/PierreTolouse.JPG Blerg. - Welcome to my blerg! http://www.rachelquimby.com/blog/2023/1/21/robot monthly 0.5 2023-03-04 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/8c8ac7c7-25cd-4697-b4ac-ad93dd167564/FINER.jpg Blerg. - BotMan Returns: The Petty Annoyances of A.I. - Make it stand out Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/09db0f10-6db9-4f72-a2fc-cd6f62e1450b/Screen+Shot+2023-02-04+at+12.19.51+PM.png Blerg. - BotMan Returns: The Petty Annoyances of A.I. - Make it stand out Can’t you see this Zuckerberg Bro in flip flops and a hooded sweatshirt? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1bd1c788-cf2b-459c-9a0d-91eb182dfa31/Screen+Shot+2023-01-21+at+9.51.52+AM.png Blerg. - BotMan Returns: The Petty Annoyances of A.I. - Make it stand out Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/3770bc66-bccc-4303-b3e5-3226af389aaa/Marty.jpeg Blerg. - BotMan Returns: The Petty Annoyances of A.I. - Make it stand out What’s he doing? I’m sure it’s benevolent. Just look at those peepers! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/63dc0d68-c26c-4cf3-96f3-a340ee0f5936/VIGOR.jpg Blerg. - BotMan Returns: The Petty Annoyances of A.I. - Make it stand out Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference. http://www.rachelquimby.com/blog/2020/12/26/cookie-crimes-holiday-edition monthly 0.5 2021-02-07 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1612654897317-L9GRWQWAUHJUZ141P0AI/IMG_1594.jpg Blerg. - Cookie Crimes: Holiday Edition …but I did make a mess. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1612654066231-WKJEHDG7X3OK4WXKCFLX/beautiful+ginghouse.jpeg Blerg. - Cookie Crimes: Holiday Edition …like this one. I wanted to make this one. (I did not make this one.) https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1612657048910-PFJS6C90Q2GJMYV82F5P/IMG_1599.jpg Blerg. - Cookie Crimes: Holiday Edition I like Christmas, guys, I swear. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1612656772092-DAF3PI37GN628307BZPP/IMG_1601.jpg Blerg. - Cookie Crimes: Holiday Edition https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1612654328491-CZ419HKT4QZN63YMG36E/JewishGingerbread.jpeg Blerg. - Cookie Crimes: Holiday Edition No— this one. I wanted to make THIS one. (I did not make this one.) https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1612730725792-N1WR4YKBKEB9F1IWYLVX/IMG_1592.jpg Blerg. - Cookie Crimes: Holiday Edition http://www.rachelquimby.com/blog/2020/7/1/smoked-kippers-and-lipstick monthly 0.5 2021-02-06 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1593561283254-UDLR5WU2Y575NC30JBI5/Wiper_Hybrid_Striped_Bass_4-20-16.jpg Blerg. - Smoked Kippers and Lipstick Hybrid striped bass, AKA “wiper.” https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1593455234613-FQ1CUL929OKNA58YVBOJ/Treats%21 Blerg. - Smoked Kippers and Lipstick http://www.rachelquimby.com/blog/2020/3/25/tray-chic monthly 0.5 2020-03-29 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1585269686139-J8WL3I49MD3XS06W9RVF/mosaic.jpg Blerg. - Tray Chic? …except 11”x17” and flat. And rectangular. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1585408286510-B4MUENMWH1MIU5CU4BQJ/IMG_4353.JPG Blerg. - Tray Chic? Notice, also, how the mastic (*I did learn some fun new vocabulary words) is cracking conveniently around the tiles. Incidentally, the tray now weights 800 pounds, from all the cement I’ve smeared on it. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1585330816370-CFSBTM2TG7P2D9I3K18M/MosaicTray.jpg Blerg. - Tray Chic? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1585408126201-YE74H39Z1Q2D834WO1PP/IMG_4361.JPG Blerg. - Tray Chic? I’ll just make up the difference with a thicker layer of goop, eh? That’s what you do with a lopsided cake. WHY DIDN’T I JUST MAKE A DANG CAKE?? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1585262504185-P26RFW51DDS3R3ENM2ZG/KidWTray.jpg Blerg. - Tray Chic? Note how this young innovator transports the snacks themselves in a high-walled, corner-less glass tray, and how THAT container rests inside a SEPARATE, rectangular wooden tray. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1585260711249-2D1PVVQDA4HMLNC6AJXE/IMG_4352.jpg Blerg. - Tray Chic? Remember that site Regretsy, may it rest in peace? This probably doesn’t quite qualify since it’s not a crocheted toilet cozy, but it does occur to me this may be the crafting equivalent of the infamous Kwanzaa cake… http://www.rachelquimby.com/blog/2018/3/4/which-sandwich monthly 0.5 2019-03-10 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1552243509239-R9OHD1845X39E5NYA3C9/IMG_1104.jpg Blerg. - The Snack That Tastes You Back https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1552250148708-4U1JLCQ633TWEKNJ29OD/IMG_5138.jpg Blerg. - The Snack That Tastes You Back https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1552243695202-FQI3O5Y8VPNONSSRHAS8/IMG_1105.jpg Blerg. - The Snack That Tastes You Back https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1520734869439-4V70CGTBQRYV7C1Z2QGG/IMG_5130.JPG Blerg. - The Snack That Tastes You Back Fun Fact: Before 1989, Americans were only 60% water, but over 25% mayonnaise. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1548895168490-0YVNOEI0YJTR9TU63GY3/Tongue.JPG Blerg. - The Snack That Tastes You Back …but really, in a profusely McNuggetted world, isn’t this refreshing? NO? Gonna hurl? Hmmm…. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1548896562470-4GP39F26U0E8VVDU3RC7/IMG_5134.JPG Blerg. - The Snack That Tastes You Back https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1552248831500-4EFNYML14EIGQDSPG9KR/IMG_1121.jpg Blerg. - The Snack That Tastes You Back …these! Notice how “gravy bread” lovers are urged to take note. For some reason I’m reminded of my mother’s comment: “It looks like someone already ate it.” https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1552249503690-54MU36IBMQ0YHYWVQ1IX/IMG_5140.JPG Blerg. - The Snack That Tastes You Back Remember “stack-ups” from before? And I see a grilled cheese sandwich but if they think they can trick me into eating my “process American cheese” without tongue and raisins, they can go scratch. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1520964219867-8C5LNRE96RIE43X9B4X7/Pastrami.jpg Blerg. - The Snack That Tastes You Back A ruben to sweeten any sour kraut. I believe they call this one "The Yalta." (credit: Shutterstock) https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1552251368608-Y6B4LSHDNRBJB7QJCBC5/cow+sandwich.jpg Blerg. - The Snack That Tastes You Back http://www.rachelquimby.com/blog/2018/12/30/a-wistful-list-full monthly 0.5 2019-01-14 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1547429539157-PGJAOT3ZPB8EFN5QX59A/feud.jpg Blerg. - A wistful list-full FEUD https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1547429963300-915MB7CIJSFBK1KVGVAP/IMG_1069.jpg Blerg. - A wistful list-full https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1546696545292-QVWQ6HJ4M2IVRC6C5B82/Grocery-Cart-M.jpg Blerg. - A wistful list-full FOOD http://www.rachelquimby.com/blog/2016/9/11/maine-ly-puns monthly 0.5 2016-10-30 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1477273241770-Q3BSYO6TDJ26W6Q7NAGB/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Do Not Bite Gentle Into That Cider Doughnut https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1477157134698-0YP41CQPYVZYWULPG65S/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Do Not Bite Gentle Into That Cider Doughnut https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1477157242407-HX3OJFTV6P50WONPRWI9/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Do Not Bite Gentle Into That Cider Doughnut https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1477158081259-XJWZ68GRQ54UYMNUF6ER/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Do Not Bite Gentle Into That Cider Doughnut https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1477273133611-70AUME4S8Q5Z0SXB7584/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Do Not Bite Gentle Into That Cider Doughnut https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1477703300961-KQN04OKY4HMZSDIBEY3A/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Do Not Bite Gentle Into That Cider Doughnut https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1477708784655-9CQUEXI837MW5OO644OG/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Do Not Bite Gentle Into That Cider Doughnut https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1477155168059-L1DJA63ELMERFHUYRFSI/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Do Not Bite Gentle Into That Cider Doughnut https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1477789224775-PG5ITBB4PKBBITPPLOTU/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Do Not Bite Gentle Into That Cider Doughnut Not Pikes Peak, but she's a noble hill. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1477754985302-WD8X45R787ER4Z3GCHTY/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Do Not Bite Gentle Into That Cider Doughnut Fun fact: You are not allowed to dock at this inlet unless your sweater is tied jauntily around your broad shoulders, and you can prove a proper "boat shoes" tan. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1477273360101-5YYGPD7YHE207FCKEE31/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Do Not Bite Gentle Into That Cider Doughnut https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1477790490241-KI3G327GCWKWY6R4Q30S/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Do Not Bite Gentle Into That Cider Doughnut CRat displays the fullest extent of his magnanimity. Then self-administers a cootie shot. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1477789163016-R6ODZURY046PRLTJAO6H/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Do Not Bite Gentle Into That Cider Doughnut Warm rock brings out the lizard in all of us... brown lightly on both sides and serve with lemon butter sauce. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1477792887532-7I7RXWIOFYVRYWCE89QM/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Do Not Bite Gentle Into That Cider Doughnut That bright orb is the moon. Kinda makes you wanna howl, no? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1477755147613-N5OXAAR8LMM43TZV5OUD/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Do Not Bite Gentle Into That Cider Doughnut What are we looking at? Where's the map? I thought you had the map. No? Ok, well, we'll just have to sit here and eat our trail mix, then. http://www.rachelquimby.com/blog/2016/8/13/adore-a-the-flora monthly 0.5 2016-08-16 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1471111585367-1Z5I766KFJHLTM3UCKEE/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Adore-a the Flora "Not often!" says this handsome dragonfly. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1471112850386-KJVX19YWRZ1FNDPA32VT/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Adore-a the Flora https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1471117265635-FF93MFU2B91UZQ7SFYD1/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Adore-a the Flora ...this is him fifteen minutes later. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1471106839421-DEMIZ66JN7QUMWPB8HUZ/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Adore-a the Flora https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1471310714136-A7TJX6UE3EM926YKK0IA/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Adore-a the Flora Some folks call these little spheres "seeds," but some call them "nutlets," which is the best term since "niblets," which itself, was only second to "bumfuzzle." Anyhoo, sometimes the nutlets are ground up and made into the filling for Chinese mooncakes. So add that to your rainy day must-do list. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1471110922683-RPWR9KLH1DRXHJRI1M7W/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Adore-a the Flora Hie thee hence, gentle readers! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1471118401474-ST9BGUG8WASSO5SGWEI1/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Adore-a the Flora https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1471112663964-J78Y3G8IPIY4BL3ACPJW/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Adore-a the Flora Oil paints or finger paints? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1471116851614-7JKQDVICGO01DS7NZKS6/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Adore-a the Flora Like this fellow... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1471105548016-47W1NM0J5W54CZ9F7MLF/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Adore-a the Flora https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1471107215370-H6UDNUERNWCPH9N9COGK/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Adore-a the Flora These are the rhizomes. You commoners may think of them as roots. Thanks, HuffPo! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1471309044717-7IMYYPCGHKY3ABMEA3K2/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Adore-a the Flora Kind of makes you want to ladle soup into these babies, eh? http://www.rachelquimby.com/blog/2016/5/17/whats-in-a-name-naked-mole-rat-edition monthly 0.5 2016-07-28 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1464057657203-GSCRARV6OK583YC0A90G/image-asset.png Blerg. - What's in a Name? Naked Mole Rat Edition Dr Chris G Faulkes holds a test subject/friend. Photo: Antonio Olmos https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1464058274071-TJWLW516I4NF1F2I8W0N/IMG_0122.jpg Blerg. - What's in a Name? Naked Mole Rat Edition Left tube? Right tube? Straight-ahead tube??? Charles is overwhelmed with possibilities. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1464057066182-CJYK4Q9ZEBNXZMP8Y2I4/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - What's in a Name? Naked Mole Rat Edition Pinkies-up is the proper petting etiquette, or "petiquette." https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1463513655982-KL1241MOZ71JQR2XO8ZM/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - What's in a Name? Naked Mole Rat Edition https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1464051936134-OM7JP20XY3I6FVRFEOJN/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - What's in a Name? Naked Mole Rat Edition Here, Philip practices the last few notes of Nessun Dorma. http://www.rachelquimby.com/blog/2016/1/26/all-hail-the-blessed-day-star monthly 0.5 2016-01-27 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1453854960091-UZ3R6PUX2F3MZLXTQJ1Y/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - All Hail the Blessed Day Star! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1453859280412-PEJP1MI4LL0QN5EER81B/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - All Hail the Blessed Day Star! Spicy delicious shakshuka with eggs. Try it now! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1453861269144-83S72FEN79UZUQEJS8UX/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - All Hail the Blessed Day Star! Make hay while it shines, DC! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1453858969810-DKK95QDG4O5WJY98Q1XK/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - All Hail the Blessed Day Star! Jamon Serrano... complete with its own jamon Serrano holder. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1453858895261-UDTGEWFU9D73JND5BANI/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - All Hail the Blessed Day Star! Tiny pickled beets! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1453859182053-EX0PV85I0XD9O16DTGBL/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - All Hail the Blessed Day Star! Smoked oysters... ok, so a lot of this stuff isn't kosher. But it's beautiful! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1453860020780-G6DGU04M7FW5KBWCTZJJ/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - All Hail the Blessed Day Star! Heeeeeeere's Alice! (and the back of Joan) https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1453855217336-6RY5QC1DCTUKIOEZUHHI/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - All Hail the Blessed Day Star! Hard, Soft, Moldy, Stinky and Doc. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1453857884618-E88BOAMT3M68D788D5HY/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - All Hail the Blessed Day Star! Going somewhere, were you?? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1453861535837-Y4NKN86AIYPUQH9FVMZ0/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - All Hail the Blessed Day Star! This shot was taken while sitting down in the snow like I was sitting in a beanbag chair, and bashing in a head hole to look properly up at the sky. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1453862352286-YJXUOVBCWBJCHAZU7RAX/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - All Hail the Blessed Day Star! http://www.rachelquimby.com/blog/2016/1/26/wonder-winterland monthly 0.5 2016-01-27 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1453853637366-575ULVA7R6MVYB7SV6MN/IMG_3853.JPG Blerg. - Wonder Winterland https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1453854266840-B0ULVV5T3XUDMCGE3EW4/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Wonder Winterland Close enough... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1453838857017-HCTY2T4HEAK1LUIG4PP7/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Wonder Winterland Is it possible there's a link between the absence of fibrous greens and the absence of toilet paper? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1453853802148-BG55ZNM57F2C98U54EPW/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Wonder Winterland https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1453841377568-ADGRQ0AZ87EY0MMIIMJR/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Wonder Winterland CRat's eagle eye spotted some discount havarti. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1453844097241-WTQY174X8DA4FRW7VRG2/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Wonder Winterland ...and this weirdo. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1453838697465-BZR6WETA2E2CZUE3VMTV/IMG_3867.JPG Blerg. - Wonder Winterland ...get down on your knees and pray for Shackleton... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1453843853409-299W2RY8LGBGSX52R8ST/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Wonder Winterland ...like this puffy cardinal... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1453843985328-187OMJ2NBUPRS73GPYQG/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Wonder Winterland ...and this frozen squirrel http://www.rachelquimby.com/blog/2015/8/6/hippy-hippy-hooray-part-deux monthly 0.5 2015-08-08 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1438865913882-JF1T9LPQMZDWWC4VWDZC/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Hippy Hippy Hooray! Part Deux... One day, little zuc, you may grow up to be a soft, delicious muffin... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1439004001172-U08J9T5EHOGT86Q3SYQ4/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Hippy Hippy Hooray! Part Deux... So they do! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1438869981589-MMI9F0N7L59PLWOHCWDD/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Hippy Hippy Hooray! Part Deux... Here's some, now! This is a shot from the top of Overlook Mountain (R). https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1438868721653-XSF7G2RAFZYN6VKX62F6/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Hippy Hippy Hooray! Part Deux... Dave and F.CRat watch bemusedly as the zucchini fumbles its lines. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1438915701075-5DFBNA5EJFTR3S0DM1A3/IMG_3611.JPG Blerg. - Hippy Hippy Hooray! Part Deux... Pierre likes snacks you can nap on. Look how he can't believe this fortuitous combo. http://www.rachelquimby.com/blog/2015/8/5/hippy-hippy-hooray-1 monthly 0.5 2015-08-06 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1438777071036-2KWEYFM3Q70ML0DMDTWF/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Hippy Hippy Hooray! Part Un Hibou wonders why you are not tending to his needs. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1438864266917-GEEFB2UXX70K19EHYU8G/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Hippy Hippy Hooray! Part Un O, intrepid savior! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1438776971818-3EQCC11F0WD0UUUMMWIG/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Hippy Hippy Hooray! Part Un Yes, my legs have that hip "ombre" color shading everyone's so big on these days. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1438829937331-3HNT5DIVRUV1ACIG75KO/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Hippy Hippy Hooray! Part Un Just resting! http://www.rachelquimby.com/blog/2015/2/9/oedipal-arrangements monthly 0.5 2015-03-02 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1423539336353-7Z2GSFOBEWXTKIOFECEM/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Oedipal Arrangements... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1423872696773-7C8KXMSKDCRZVSJ5WG82/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Oedipal Arrangements... Luscious strawberry https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1423873564071-FD0YU2GZ5FH62B27TR7C/grapefruit.jpg Blerg. - Oedipal Arrangements... Delicious grapefruit https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1423872449501-TKE5GSWI6ENVLOJDWZNR/papaya.jpg Blerg. - Oedipal Arrangements... Juicy papaya https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1423924519043-893IVASHFUIR8VYFPNJ1/oyster.jpg Blerg. - Oedipal Arrangements... Subtle oyster http://www.rachelquimby.com/blog/2014/12/30/johnny-stew-and-you-and-me monthly 0.5 2015-01-28 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1420772374983-4CORHEYM9TC2VFBZDMQT/JonStewart3_by_thereisnosp00n_at_ri.jpg Blerg. - Waiting (for Jon Stewart) to Exhale... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1419996729907-WQ9OOM3A664U412UEX7M/jonStewart.jpg Blerg. - Waiting (for Jon Stewart) to Exhale... Victoire. Rachel Quimby (New York, 2004) http://www.rachelquimby.com/blog/2014/12/30/heri-za-kwanzaa monthly 0.5 2014-12-31 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1419978899285-J28UFN50WDIV400BFBBC/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Heri za Kwanzaa! http://www.rachelquimby.com/blog/2014/12/24/someone-told-me-its-all-happening-at-the-zoo monthly 0.5 2015-03-02 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1419644270955-1M8ST3RPDM3YRT8GU9ZW/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Someone Told Me It's All Happening At The Zoo... The consequences of a veggie bender. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1419734951601-JYDN984IFTH2WXO7IQ9H/image-asset.png Blerg. - Someone Told Me It's All Happening At The Zoo... Blecccchhhh!! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1419647946430-WKR07Y8TCFV51EQHFOEL/image-asset.png Blerg. - Someone Told Me It's All Happening At The Zoo... Girrrl! I will pull your weave out!! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1419649116406-Z1X20NBET6B6DY55T0OB/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Someone Told Me It's All Happening At The Zoo... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1419860326523-BXLXHOV6BR86CKNLJG25/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Someone Told Me It's All Happening At The Zoo...         https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1419947631837-C61ZGCT3PK8V7CGDPK4V/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Someone Told Me It's All Happening At The Zoo... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1419804556803-XBJCF0MN3WJOYRNKYLLK/IMG_3400.JPG Blerg. - Someone Told Me It's All Happening At The Zoo... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1419977571174-YZNIIGTJ4EJDJDGRI1SQ/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Someone Told Me It's All Happening At The Zoo... We have our OWN cage in the primate house!! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1419563937423-T9PH101I1GWDW5HQ6LBS/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Someone Told Me It's All Happening At The Zoo... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1419859962053-QR54MQBTQCZ5NTMYHYFN/image-asset.jpeg Blerg. - Someone Told Me It's All Happening At The Zoo... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1419947233320-M3A2ELBC99H717QD4ZD1/image-asset.png Blerg. - Someone Told Me It's All Happening At The Zoo... They're...grrrross! http://www.rachelquimby.com/blog/2014/2/16/cross-county-ski-trip monthly 0.5 2015-03-02 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1392694271391-6RWWVPJSE3FOIJS7VCUB/FacePlan.jpg Blerg. - Cross Country Skiing: Oddly Up and Down This was Sunday. (Thank you, OakleyOriginals)! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1392609175618-FHV8UV9OAP7FTFW0U5EY/SkiTea.jpg Blerg. - Cross Country Skiing: Oddly Up and Down I find that my body works better when I fill it to the brim with warm fatty liquids. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1392609078978-IWEAS7K27SCHMS3QHJ60/Ski.jpg Blerg. - Cross Country Skiing: Oddly Up and Down Pretty tricky action shot, eh? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1392609873502-PAY1LDWGQBKOF01WEJKX/Gymnast.jpg Blerg. - Cross Country Skiing: Oddly Up and Down This was Saturday. (I'm actually pulled over here to make way for 3 other skiers who were lapping me: An overweight octogenarian and her six-year-old grand-nieces.) http://www.rachelquimby.com/blog/2013/12/24/700-ticket-to-the-ice-capades monthly 0.5 2014-03-04 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1387903884073-NS8SXYBNUBM8LVQTXD39/IMG_3197.JPG Blerg. - $700 Ticket to the Ice Capades! Aye- here's the culprit. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1387906437375-K38J6GURAK4NVZ5KOJXC/IMG_3182.JPG Blerg. - $700 Ticket to the Ice Capades! Shove over, Pierre! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1387903426096-Y3MBLOFZTA62NIDHL897/IMG_3210.JPG Blerg. - $700 Ticket to the Ice Capades! Merry Christmas, chubby birdies! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1387905987254-TGXZ549KHIY9XNSDIOHN/IMG_3202.JPG Blerg. - $700 Ticket to the Ice Capades! Don't worry. It's just water... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1387904083082-M9DDVYEG8G9IYAKNNNKT/IMG_3209.JPG Blerg. - $700 Ticket to the Ice Capades! How do ya like dem apples? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1387904268430-NGZOFAFMQ0TLO678X9F7/IMG_3201.JPG Blerg. - $700 Ticket to the Ice Capades! Nice try, solar panels. http://www.rachelquimby.com/blog/2013/8/4/fair-is-good monthly 0.5 2014-03-04 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1375668920538-LNSX3GDHHXHQMT2YKJVH/IMG_2991.JPG Blerg. - Fair Is Good! (Part 1) I don't think Ohio's state cardinal has a name, so I'm gonna call him Bucky. Bucky Bird. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1377133901658-TUDUM2DCK78IK0J6KLR6/IMG_3058.JPG Blerg. - Fair Is Good! (Part 1) Viewers of this photo will be forced to make kind of a Sophie's Choice. Which to ogle first: fried cookies or Gail's breast? Just pick one, people. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1376180329185-6IG199OC7J2TDIVVT7EH/IMG_3002.JPG Blerg. - Fair Is Good! (Part 1) Pork and Mindy get sabotaged by a mid-course feed bowl. China Doll took the gold with a gun time of 15 minutes. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1377138098922-W1ZHUXDP8Z2CQJDTWYCM/IMG_3047.JPG Blerg. - Fair Is Good! (Part 1) Old Bessie here just about had it by the time I got to her. She felt like she needed to be reconstituted. Maybe in a milk bath? Is that kosher? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1375669658743-LVUUC7NIQM39K1LP1HSJ/IMG_2996.JPG Blerg. - Fair Is Good! (Part 1) As you can see, Kevin Bacon is in the lead here. He went on to win the Golden Slop Bucket award. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1377134964501-J7AXEG86UALUOGGH5FA2/IMG_3066.JPG Blerg. - Fair Is Good! (Part 1) Matt doesn't quite know what to do with himself now that pure evil's touched his lips. I am referring, of course, to the fried Twinkie. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1376187564558-9X0MUQWM9XYFXVECPYA4/IMG_3056.JPG Blerg. - Fair Is Good! (Part 1) This is just a preview of the debauchery to come... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1377137553021-TB0UNZLG6YIL8AH958FG/IMG_3063.JPG Blerg. - Fair Is Good! (Part 1) Why not take a childhood classic and deep fry it, just to throw off those new declining youth obesity stats from the CDC? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1376182595869-IP5S5KTP5BQZQ9ZIIQED/IMG_3054.JPG Blerg. - Fair Is Good! (Part 1) Gail's corn dog looks good enough to hang on a clothesline as a festive ornament! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1376181020884-YRCFMNEH5WRPM2CCUDPL/IMG_3052.JPG Blerg. - Fair Is Good! (Part 1) Gisella says, "In Italy, where I am from, we have an expression for this: "acquistare adesso e paghi" or "buy now, pay later." https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1377137766598-9NW8IZN8K3YNERU4GP8T/IMG_3067.JPG Blerg. - Fair Is Good! (Part 1) Yes. http://www.rachelquimby.com/blog/2013/6/11/rachel-run monthly 0.5 2014-03-04 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1371004975071-KEDML93QLGJ9KPJ5WWRA/RunRachel.jpg Blerg. - Rachel, Run This sweaty elf could not have been more excited to be finished running the Charlottesville 10-miler. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1371004510699-O4LBCGQ1WKNO6D17XXM2/RachelRun.jpg Blerg. - Rachel, Run This is me rushing toward Marathon with important news for the emperor... http://www.rachelquimby.com/blog/2013/3/4/four-eyes-are-better-than-two monthly 0.5 2014-03-04 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1362452337714-SU8QU8M6N00C5DF2TKLP/IMG_2415.JPG Blerg. - Four Eyes Are Better Than Two C'mere a little closer so Auntie Fern can see how big you are now! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1362451957930-WW8NJUO9J88VV3YJQJWQ/IMG_2417.JPG Blerg. - Four Eyes Are Better Than Two Can Gillion believe her eyes? Can any of us, really? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1362451820219-QCAR3GGVVKQF09DXRJWY/IMG_2414.JPG Blerg. - Four Eyes Are Better Than Two Jan brings his Viennese good looks to any trendy eyewear. http://www.rachelquimby.com/blog/2013/2/21/gluten-frees-the-way-to-sew monthly 0.5 2014-03-04 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1361504580500-IL852W02BJ753V7UCO9S/donut.JPG Blerg. - Gluten Free's the Way to Sew! Mo' donuts, mo' craftz. http://www.rachelquimby.com/blog/2013/2/3/poppitypoppop monthly 0.5 2013-02-24 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1361503115686-WZEQV8U2KVX84A4XN5XJ/PoppityPopPop.jpg Blerg. - PoppityPopPOP! Not Photoshopped. For better or worse. http://www.rachelquimby.com/blog/2012/11/13/bilbo-and-bangor monthly 0.5 2014-03-04 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1352945042469-FAS2BVG4DXNCF9CW8S1N/IMG_2741.JPG Blerg. - Bilbo in Bangor... Geoff and Bilbo in the Morning. On WZON-Bangor! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1352945833183-Q32527JDLWDPQHTPLUXC/IMG_2727.JPG Blerg. - Bilbo in Bangor... http://www.rachelquimby.com/blog/2012/10/3/welcome-to-my-blerg monthly 0.5 2014-03-04 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1349379693960-XJ5IEGOV0XHBAKLNPNSU/PoodlePonder.JPG Blerg. - Welcome to my blerg! The demonic "Poodle" and "Ponder"... don't be fooled. http://www.rachelquimby.com/blog/category/Promotions monthly 0.5 http://www.rachelquimby.com/blog/category/News monthly 0.5 http://www.rachelquimby.com/blog/category/Stores monthly 0.5 http://www.rachelquimby.com/blog/category/Tips monthly 0.5 http://www.rachelquimby.com/audio daily 0.75 2023-03-11 http://www.rachelquimby.com/writin daily 0.75 2024-10-28 http://www.rachelquimby.com/about daily 0.75 2024-10-28 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1349232249444-U567X9CM6PBE0Z2FP8SL/RQOnPaper.JPG About https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1346981686175-8N1L27WZN0QUNZP36MV4/DSCF2806.JPG About https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1348428212456-8SFKM1EXPRP5DENMPFQA/PierreTolouse.JPG About Pierre in front of the Capitole of Toulouse https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/4ffee282e4b03755ffaefa81/1342129234882-G9T7YHCJKMN4X1XS9877/5308898864_c7153a88f0_o.jpg About - Transient http://www.rachelquimby.com/home daily 1.0 2016-08-11 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1352847567995-HUGRF7ADRGZ1AQAQIUSG/IMG_2736.JPG Welcome, friends! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1346868700229-3O7TNCVYLNTIHJU1XAD7/IMG_0327.JPG Welcome, friends! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1349231642709-4ZDSMQ1JRFLQSD0KWEIT/Paolo.JPG Welcome, friends! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50464c9bc4aa0a1a22195d5a/1352847421869-HTZAK05E95NGE34FKBXQ/IMG_2723.JPG Welcome, friends! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/4ffee282e4b03755ffaefa81/1342722463522-NOGIF507XRSANCTEUICC/1342115273923-0KIKF7MA36H7UFQSO5LQ-1500w.jpeg Welcome, friends! - Transient http://www.rachelquimby.com/321contact daily 0.75 2012-10-03